Funny Rubber Duck Jokes

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Visitor s very funny weird duck joke a woman taking a walk in the woods was surprised to have a small white duck covered in shit waddle into her path looking mighty distressed. Let s quack this case. A big list of rubber jokes. 64 of them in fact.

These silly duck jokes are especially great for parents teachers bird and nature lovers but the are fun for everyone who enjoys wildlife and birds. Animal car duck hunting lawyer if it walks like a duck talks lidek a duck and smell like a duck but chuck norris says it s a girrafe. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. What happens when a duck flies upside down.

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Duck jokes and puns. Here s a quacking collection of the best duck jokes and puns. It s a damn girrafe. At the quack of dawn.

Please put it on my bill. Once you re done at this pond waddle on over to our farm full of chicken jokes or feel sky high with our. I asked him if it tasted like quackers. Boy you ain t gonna catch no ducks with no duck tape the boy keeps walking and says yeah we will see old man later the boy walks by again with a bundle of ducks wrapped up in the tape and the old man says b.

This collection is one of many from our huge collection of animal jokes which includes bird jokes. Enjoy these funny duck jokes and puns that will make you and your kids laugh. Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. A box of quackers.

She too pity on it and cleaned it off with a kleenex. Our laughs will lift you lighter than a feather in no time. What do you call a clever duck. We also have other animal jokes so make sure to check out other other funny jokes categories.

At the mall today i saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck. What does a duck with hiccups lay. There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before. Best duck jokes puns.

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